U.S.S. "Slime" (NCC-2013)
Captain's log, Stardate 11406.01
After the huge black hole revealed in my PhD, I set a massive DDOS attack launched, planned to be much more efficient and faster than any phaser cannon or photon torpedos. As a counter-effect, event horizon multiplied itself and shot all U.S.S. "Slime" shielding masks down. Now, the ship is forced to retreat and trying to escape from this mess I have made.
Space.
The final frontier of progressive stupidity.